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far as I know, I don’t know. I’m so poor. I’m so poorly utilized.
I’m ridiculously single. I’m broke. I’m frustrated and I don’t
have any health coverage. Well its been since the summer that The
Gribble has been up and running. There has been some crazy shit going
on, however we here at The Gribble Report have absolutely no comment.
It seems since these events went on, anybody who never had an opinion now
has one. So we’ll let them say whatever they want. As much
as we hate the death of the innocent we also hate what some of these people
saying, and you know who you are. You bastards in the north of Winnipeg,
this one’s for you. And now, The Gribble Report presents a little
rhyme called 'Trashcona Dirts'.
Trashcona Dirts
Ruin your life and live
in Dirtcona
Who’s the boss is Tony
or is it Mona?
If you were the boss
would you live in this place?
Smells so bad you got
the permanent gas face
I’m sorry I stole that
from 3rd Bass
But it’s fucking true
The whole area lingers
of poo
Like dog doo
On your steel-toed shoe
People here must like
trains
Working for unions to
make their gains
Their locals have no
brains
But they’re good at
being pains
Which factory smells
worse?
You guys have the stink
curse
The mushroom or Maple
Leaf?
Give my nose some relief
You say Kildonan Mall
is the best
But really we banned
you from the rest
What’s wrong with you
dirts?
For God's sake, wash
your shirts
Regent & Day
The Central’s fucking
gay
What do you CN workers
gotta say?
You know you’re just
trash
Going to Bingo eating
corned beef hash
Every girl over 15 knocked
up with a baby
Is there a way out,
I don’t know, maybe
Take a shit load of
drugs
Get in with the thugs
Join the neighborhood
gang
Drive in your car, make
your gun go bang
But this is the Peg and
not South Central
You live in Mudcona
and you’re fucking mental
You’re a white trash
superstar
And you’ll go quite
far
Right to Club Regent
to gamble your welfare check
Personally I’d rather
have a vampire bite my neck
Oh well you lost so
what the heck
You’ll just spend the
summer on your buddies’ deck
Hey you’ve only got a
wife and 3 kids to feed
They live in Shitcona
trailer park, what more could they need?
Rob an old lady and
watch her bleed
You only did it for the
thrills
Now you can buy booze
at Buffalo Bills
Being around you scum
gives me the chills
Turn this place into
garbage hills
Don’t forget now, you’re
here forever
You’re not allowed to
leave dirty dirt never never
AGKP |
